Eyes on your own plate.
We work hard at Demerit Wear! We're not launching rockets any time soon, but we are proud to offer unique ideas and original designs.
Copying isn't cool. And it's also illegal.
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Some other stuff we want you to know.
We don't control the internet
We love a good joke, but strive to maintain a fun environment for everyone.
This site may contain links to external pages owned and operated by third parties. We are not responsible for the conduct or content found via any such links.
Our site or products may be referenced by third party entities. Demerit Wear is not responsible for the content or conduct of sites on which our products are linked or referenced, nor are we responsible for the content that appears in reviews of our products.
Returns & Exchanges
Whoopsies! Not what you wanted? Demerit Wear is happy to accept returns on all products in original condition within 30 days of order date. Customer is responsible for return postage. You will receive your refund as soon as we receive your return in good condition.
Our bad. We are nearly perfect, but we've been known to make a mistake here and there. We are always happy to rectify errors on our part–rare though they may be–at no cost to you. Send us a message at firstname.lastname@example.org, and we'll get to work to fix your issue right away.
Sorry, no returns on custom items. Please don't make us explain this.
We're all doing our best
The world moves fast, and we do everything we can to keep up! But this isn't your [least] favorite online retail giant, and we want to keep it that way. We're regular people, trying to have some fun and make some great patches.
We do our best to ensure that we can fulfill your orders just like you want them just when you need them, but sometimes things go wrong. We can't make any guarantees about delivery delays, stock shortages, or pianos falling from the sky. But we promise to let you know what's going on, and send you your badges as soon as humanly possible.
We try our darnedest to pack and ship all orders the following business day. We don't work on Saturdays or Sundays, except when we do, and usually we like to take holidays off so we can earn our own demerits.
All in all, we're pretty quick, and we'll let you know if there's going to be a delay. Sorry, we can't make any guarantees.